1. Cook a cake for my Dad and return upstairs to study.

    Half an hour later my brother gets home, sits down turns on the TV for a good 15 minutes, smelling my cake burning in the oven.

    I go downstairs at the 40 minute mark to see smoke in the kitchen and run the oven, my cake is burnt. 

    Now his one and only birthday present is ruined.

    FUCKYA,YALITTLESHITCOULDNOTTAKEALITTLEBITOFINTIATIVE?